10+ FUNNY Gifts for Horse Lovers

The next time you are in need of a funny gift for your favorite horse lover, scan our gift guide below for some inspiration. We picked a variety of funny gift ideas that are sure to make the recipient laugh!

FUNNY Gifts for Horse Lovers

This post was a fun one to write! We are always on the lookout for unique horse themed gift ideas to give to our fellow equestrian friends. The internet holds a seemingly endless collection of these great presents. Check out the top 10 gifts that we rounded up for your consideration.

Most of them will work for any aged recipient, though some are a bit more geared towards adults.

Funny Horse Gift Ideas

Horse Show Haze Candle

The perfect reward after a long and tiring horse show day? A little self-care. Light this comically named “Horse Show Haze” soy candle and let the white sage and lavender scent wash over you.

Barn Days Candle

While you might not enjoy a candle that smells of ALL of the things we typically smell in the barn, this soy “Barn Days” candle has a delightful apple harvest scent. Such a cute gift!

I’m Sorry For What I Said While We Were Trying to Park the Horse Trailer Tee

This one says it all! Hilarious tee that will make anyone who has ever parked (or helped or tried to park) the horse trailer laugh. Grab this horse trailer tee in black, navy blue, or dark grey heather.

Naughty Horses Tumbler

Laugh a little with every sip from these Naughty Horses 20 oz. Stainless Steel Skinny Tumblers!

Naughty Horses 20 oz. Stainless Steel Skinny Tumbler

Humorous Anatomy of a Horse Print

Anyone who has spent more than a few minutes around horses will laugh out loud at this humorous horse anatomy print. Instead of the actual body part names, the artist has had some fun putting a creative “realistic” spin on them.

Anatomy of a Horse Pony Funny Gift

Horse Breath Lip Balm

At first glance, I thought, “Ew! Gross!” But as I read the description on this Horse Breath Lip Balm, I started to think, “Hmmm.. I’d probably like that!” This lip balm is actually a combination of rosemary and peppermint scents. Bonus – it won’t turn your lips green (IYKYK!).

horse breath lip balm

My Therapist Eats Hay Shirt

For the equestrian who frequently finds themselves spilling their worries, cares and accomplishments to their 4-legged trusty mount, this My Therapist Eats Hay Shirt is perfect. Choose from several different shirt colors.

My Therapist Eats Hay shirt

Tack and Stable Candle

I feel like I can close my eyes and smell this Tack and Stable Candle. The main aroma notes are hay and leather, which sounds heavenly to me!

tack and stable candle

Things I Do in My Spare Time Shirt

For the person whose thoughts are consumed by horses 24/7, gift her a Things I Do in My Spare Time Shirt. Available in a variety of colors and sizes!

things i do in my spare time horse tee

Bucked Off Body Butter

This Bucked Off Body Butter is a dual purpose gift. It is a funny horse gift AND it will actually soothe achy muscles after a fall or long ride. If you have a few minutes, take a look around this seller’s shop – they have a bunch of horse themed body care products.

bucked off body butter

Horse Show Hangover Candle

You can actually choose your preferred scent for your Horse Show Hangover Candle. The seller offers several scents to choose from and your soy candle is poured and completed with this funny horse show themed label.

horse show hangover candle

Personalized Socks

You won’t find a more personalized gift than these funny DIY face socks! Put 1-4 faces on the socks – can be all horses, all people, all the same picture, or a combo of people and animals.

funny horse face socks

Equinetrovert Horse Mug

Definitely the perfect gift for the human that prefers the company of horses over humans: the Equinetrovert horse mug! Choose from black or pink for the mug accent color.

Equinetrovert horse mug

Humorous Horse Zipper Pouches

These zipper pouch bags are so cute and totally practical! Use them to hold all kinds of small accessories. They would make the perfect “horse show emergency kit,” a pencil bag, and more.

3 Designs to choose from:

I hope this gift guide helps you as you search for a humorous horse gift for your friend, trainer, or family member! If you ended up grabbing something from our list, let us know what your recipient thought of it! Happy shopping! 


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