10 Funny Horse Shirts for Your Favorite Equestrian

No doubt, one of the most popular ways to show off your love for a particular animal, sport, band, etc… is a great t-shirt! Graphic tees always top our list of items we love to buy for ourselves and to gift to friends. Check out these funny horse shirts that are just perfect for yourself or your fellow equestrian friends!

A few months ago, we launched our Etsy shop and have been having designing all kinds of fun equestrian gifts to fill the virtual shelves. Tees are one of our best-selling items and this comes as no surprise – we have some really funny styles! The sayings on the shirts are sure to resonate with anyone who spends their days around horses.

Funny Horse Shirts

Check out 10 of our favorite funny horse shirts below. These shirts are all printed on demand in the United States and typically ship 3-5 business days after the order is received. The blank shirts are made by our favorite brand, Bella+Canvas. They are a VERY soft 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton. We find that they fit pretty true to size and any shrinking after drying is very minimal.

These shirts are all offered in adult sizes small, medium, large, extra large, 2XL and 3XL.

Take a look and thank you so much for considering our small business!

Sunshine and Horses Shirt

This shirt says it all without saying too much. Some of the best things in life: a beautiful sunny day and HORSES! Available in a bright and bold yellow shirt with black text.

sunshine and horses shirt

I’m Sorry for What I Said While We Were Parking the Horse Trailer Shirt

If you have ever had to park a horse trailer, well, you know. Parking a trailer is not the easiest thing to do, especially when you try to squeeze it into a tight spot in a crowded, muddy field at a horse show! Available in black, navy, and dark grey heather colors.

I'm sorry for what I said while we were trying to park the horse trailer shirt

Horse Show Mom Shirt

Horse show moms are truly a different breed of mom! They handle all of the tasks that the rider and trainer don’t. From making sure that everything is packed, to holding horses, offering support, oh yes – and writing the check for entry fees, they are truly a diamond in the rough. Available in berry, black, purple, dark grey, dark grey heather, heather kelly, navy, and olive colors.

horse show mom shirt

Horse Show Dad Shirt

Don’t worry, horse show dads – we have a great shirt for you, too! Dad can wear this shirt around proudly! Available in black, navy, dark grey, dark grey heather, heather olive and brown colors.

horse show dad shirt

Faultless Horse Jumping Shirt

The goal for any jumper: a clear round. Zero faults! This shirt features a horse jump and the text “aim to be faultless.” Available in athletic heather, heather kelly, heather true royal, yellow colors.

Aim to be Faultless shirt

Horse Show Hangover Shirt

The day after a horse show is… rough. All of the nerves, excitement and adrenaline of show day have drained and the feeling left is pure exhaustion. This shirt is a fun one to wear after a show! Available in black, dark grey heather, heather navy, heather mauve colors.

horse show hangover shirt

The Correct Answer is Always: Add More Leg Shirt

If you know, you know.

Available in dark grey heather, heather kelly, heather navy, heather red, heather true royal, and heather olive colors.

add more leg shirt

Weekends, Coffee, Horses Shirt

3 of the best things in life! Show off your love for this trio with a great shirt. Available in dark grey heather, heather mauve, heather kelly, heather true royal, heather navy, and heather olive colors.

weekends horse shirt

Fall Off Club Shirt

Ahh.. the one club you kind of hope you never have to join! But after that first fall, you are a member of life. This funny shirt is just the way to laugh it off. Available in athletic heather, heather true royal, soft cream, ash, heather ice blue colors.

fall off club horse shirt

There is No Such Thing As Too Many Saddle Pads Shirt

Why own just one saddle pad when you can own an entire RAINBOW of saddle pads!? This shirt is an ode to our own daughter’s obsession with collecting as many colors as possible. (Remember the Lemieux phenomena?) Available in athletic heather, black, dark grey heather, heather navy colors.

too many saddlepads shirt

My Therapist Eats Hay Shirt

Horses are definitely the best listeners! They never tell you to be quiet and they don’t share your secrets with anyone else! Available in black, navy, dark grey and dark grey heather colors.

therapist eats hay horse shirt

Okay, so that was actually 11 shirts – I threw in a bonus shirt. I hope you had fun perusing our collection. Definitely pop over and check out our Etsy shop for more fun horse themed gifts. In addition to shirts, we have many other items like mugs, zipper pouches, candles and sweatshirts!

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